It is the week that was…is…and will be…

So, it’s Pan Hell Week…

Oh, the stories…

One starts this way:  there was this XX feet long semi truck parked on campus near the XXXXX.   The truck was loaded with XXX cases / kegs of adult beverages.  It was so full, and the day was so warm, that it literally sank XX feet into the (pick one): ground, aspault, solid concrete, floor of Chadwick Court, bowling alley of Sparks.

All was not lost, however, as the men of the (living unit) rode in on their XXXXX and saved the day by (                    you can add this                             ).

It’s all true because it was reported in the _____________________.

Bed race today!