On days like this…started bad last night and just got…longer.  I am left to wonder, having just “reviewed” the 312 comments on this blog……

1.  Why are all these Russians reading the Grunge Report?  And if they like it, why post all their comments in Russian? I’m just a poor, dumb fighter pilot, for goodness sake.  HELP!

2.  I don’t need any more shoes.  Or a Zune…whatever that is.  Or more “T”.  Or THAT kind of help…  I do need a bigger watch, tho…you ALWAYS need a bigger watch.

3.  Who booked that United flight for me and why do I need to check in 12 times over the internet with a credit card?

4.  Arabic?  See #1.

5.  How can I need to review 14 bank accounts I didn’t know I had and send the passwords to folks who speak #1 or #4 above?

6.  I have been to Saudi Arabia, Iran, Egypt, East Germany (back when) and a few other places around the globe…but I didn’t know I had a Chinese bank account.  Wow!

7.  With just my account number and password, Lord What’s His Name will put $25,000,000 in my account.  Now that’s almost too good to be true.

8.  I’ll think of something else…just give me a little time to get my jaw loose…

9.  A week of SOF beginning to look good!  There, I said it, Jim!