{"id":631,"date":"2012-04-04T12:29:35","date_gmt":"2012-04-04T12:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/?p=631"},"modified":"2012-04-04T12:29:35","modified_gmt":"2012-04-04T12:29:35","slug":"i-wonder-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/2012\/04\/04\/i-wonder-why\/","title":{"rendered":"I Wonder Why&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On days like this&#8230;started bad last night and just got&#8230;longer. \u00a0I am left to wonder, having just &#8220;reviewed&#8221; the 312 comments on this blog&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1. \u00a0Why are all these Russians reading the Grunge Report? \u00a0And if they like it, why post all their comments in Russian? I&#8217;m just a poor, dumb fighter pilot, for goodness sake. \u00a0HELP!<\/p>\n<p>2. \u00a0I don&#8217;t need any more shoes. \u00a0Or a Zune&#8230;whatever that is. \u00a0Or more &#8220;T&#8221;. \u00a0Or THAT kind of help&#8230; \u00a0I do need a bigger watch, tho&#8230;you ALWAYS need a bigger watch.<\/p>\n<p>3. \u00a0Who booked that United flight for me and why do I need to check in 12 times over the internet with a credit card?<\/p>\n<p>4. \u00a0Arabic? \u00a0See #1.<\/p>\n<p>5. \u00a0How can I need to review 14 bank accounts I didn&#8217;t know I had and send the passwords to folks who speak #1 or #4 above?<\/p>\n<p>6. \u00a0I have been to Saudi Arabia, Iran, Egypt, East Germany (back when) and a few other places around the globe&#8230;but I didn&#8217;t know I had a Chinese bank account. \u00a0Wow!<\/p>\n<p>7. \u00a0With just my account number and password, Lord What&#8217;s His Name will put $25,000,000 in my account. \u00a0Now that&#8217;s almost too good to be true.<\/p>\n<p>8. \u00a0I&#8217;ll think of something else&#8230;just give me a little time to get my jaw loose&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>9. \u00a0A week of SOF beginning to look good! \u00a0There, I said it, Jim!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On days like this&#8230;started bad last night and just got&#8230;longer. \u00a0I am left to wonder, having just &#8220;reviewed&#8221; the 312 comments on this blog&#8230;&#8230; 1. \u00a0Why are all these Russians reading the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"w_featured_image_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}