{"id":3226,"date":"2014-07-15T17:29:30","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T17:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/?p=3226"},"modified":"2014-07-15T17:29:30","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T17:29:30","slug":"you-better-sit-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/2014\/07\/15\/you-better-sit-down\/","title":{"rendered":"You Better Sit Down!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_3227\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3227\" style=\"width: 288px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2014\/07\/chapel-6009.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3227 \" alt=\"chapel-6009\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2014\/07\/chapel-6009.jpg\" width=\"288\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2014\/07\/chapel-6009.jpg 288w, https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2014\/07\/chapel-6009-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 288px) 100vw, 288px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3227\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Chapel<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So, we&#8217;re about at that time of the year when we start thinking about the fall. \u00a0And that means Wabash football and, of course, the guys back on campus.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;guys on campus&#8221; will include about 260 or so members of the Freshman Class.<\/p>\n<p>They are &#8211; wait for it &#8211; the men of the <strong>Class of 2018<\/strong>. \u00a0What does that mean?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a0They were born in 1996 or so. \u00a0Their first memories are probably dated 200X.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a0A flip phone fits the same category as a rotary dial &#8211; <strong>ancient<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a0The &#8220;Miracle Catch&#8221; in the Bell game happened when they were&#8230;in kindergarden.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a0The guys were around six years old when we dedicated the Allen Center.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a0Was there a color TV before flat screen HD? \u00a0They wouldn&#8217;t know. (Don&#8217;t even ask about black and white.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a0A slide rule is something you see at the Smithsonian&#8230;right next to the programmable calculator.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a0Those cars some people call muscle cars reside in old folks&#8217; garages.<\/p>\n<p>But, they&#8217;ll be here in a few short weeks and the Wabash faculty will begin their magic! \u00a0Can&#8217;t wait.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, we&#8217;re about at that time of the year when we start thinking about the fall. \u00a0And that means Wabash football and, of course, the guys back on campus. The &#8220;guys on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"w_featured_image_url":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2014\/07\/chapel-6009.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3226"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3233,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3226\/revisions\/3233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.wabash.edu\/thegrunge\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}